Saturday, September 13, 2008

Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down


1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

3 comments:

Lizzie M. said...

So true...kinda sad :-)!

Beks said...

Ahhh ha ha! Um. I have a family?

Farrah said...

I think it would be the end of Jude! he wouldn't know what to do with himself:)